Boo :)

  1. chrisynova:

    thesongbirds:

    fall in love with someone who makes you laugh or you’re gonna be really fuckin bored when you’re 80 years old, with a broken hip, and sex is impossible.

    This was beautiful to read

    (Source: bitchybeluga, via theonegirldrummer)

  2. skittles328:

    sadistic-tampon:

    themano:

    Pika

    I JUSFT HIT KMY HEAD OF THE DOOR I THOUGHT THIDS WOUDL BE A CUTE STOP MOTION ANIMATION WITH A PIKACHU AND A CAT OH MY GFOD

    I’m crying

    (via ruinedchildhood)

  3. tastefullyoffensive:

[puppypunting]

    tastefullyoffensive:

    [puppypunting]

    (via living-life-for-you)

  4. thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

SLEEP TIME IS NOW
SWEET DREAMS HUMAN
I WILL BE HERE, SHARING MY WARMTHS 
I GOOD DOG
I KEEP MY HUMAN SAFE <3

    thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

    SLEEP TIME IS NOW

    SWEET DREAMS HUMAN

    I WILL BE HERE, SHARING MY WARMTHS 

    I GOOD DOG

    I KEEP MY HUMAN SAFE <3

    (via collegelifedoneright)

  5. youcantcancelquidditch:

    apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music

    breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs

    (via unphh)

  6. (Source: bloodyoathmate, via dementors-soul)

  7. milesupshur:

too turnt w/ this baguette

    milesupshur:

    too turnt w/ this baguette

    (via dementors-soul)

  8. my feelings for you

    • yesterday: I loved you
    • today: I love you
    • tomorrow: I'll love you more than today
    • next Monday: I'll still love you
    • after a fight: I'm still gonna love you and care about you
    • next week: I'll love you
    • next month: I'll love you
    • at the end of this year: I'm gonna love you
    • next year: I'll love you more than ever
    • one day: I'm gonna marry the shit out of you
  9. volumeun:

    bondedwiththesea:

    samtempl:

    when you’re younger, being smart and being able to pass classes easily without studying is not a good thing

    because then when you hit a point where you do have to study for classes, you have no idea how to study

    And then you end up sitting staring at your book for 2 hours thinking to yourself: Maybe if I sleep on it some sort of book osmosis will occur and I’ll absorb the information from my book into my mind

    And then you cry.

    This sums up my college career nicely

    (Source: scotmccall, via ohtonks)

  10. (Source: fxck-darling, via theonegirldrummer)

  11. Why I love my job…

    I go to work early and as I sit there eating this little kid looks and me and says “look chicken!” I start laughing and he says “my name is Jackson Duncan” I introduced myself and we talked about hot wheels and board games for like 15 minutes. His dad kept apologizing about him bothering me, but by time they went to leave the little kid came up and asked “are you my new friend?” Os course I said yes and every time he comes in I give him a free cookie. I may have bad days at work, but in the big picture my attitude makes a lot of peoples days either better or worse. And if I make it better, well that’s reason enough to love my job.

  12. ximjustinlovex:

    benedictscumberbatch:

    “GIVE IT SEVEN YEARS AND HE’LL BE GIVING YOU JUST THAT.”

    I tried to scroll past this. I really did.

    (via ohtonks)


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